taser3's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
Allegory for Marriage
bit DungeonIgnore your initial goals for happiness and survive to level 10
Seminary Crash Course
Realm of the Mad GodReach level 5 in order to unlock the priest class
The Way the Cookie Crumbles
Burrito Bison RevengeDefeat Chocolate Chuck by scoring perfect launches
Skull Fluxed
Upgrade Complete 2Max out every upgrade, then defeat the evil skull boss
Don't Crap Your Pants
Upgrade Complete 2Purchase the heart rate upgrade to improve your short-term resting BPM
Help From My Little Friends
Toss the TurtleHit 5 friendly little helpers during a single launch
Viva La Revolucion!
The Enchanted CaveStick it to the capitalist pigs by defeating the final boss on the 100th level
Hack 'n' Stash
The Enchanted CaveDeal 120 damage with a single attack and escape with 10 total artifacts