YouMayCallMeV's Comments

Space to skip cutscenes would be nice.

Gorudon is a bitch.

So I make 2-3 gold for winning a level 1 match. Lose 5 for losing. Do I have to pay a bookie fee or something?

Endurance V: Played for one hour. WOW! You probably really like this game! No. Just, no.

You'd think if he planned out his spells ahead of time he wouldn't keep pulling his sword in and out of the ground constantly.

I plan to one day develop a nuclear weapon that will not harm mushrooms, and only mildly hurt large porcupines.

Seriously, why are the mana pearls even included? Was the developer going to make a shop or something? They're a monster drop and everything, you might as well have given me a pile of rocks to collect. I'd say they would be a good high score indicator, OH BUT THERE'S NO HIGH SCORE SUBMISSIONS. Or Saving. I have NEVER seen such a buggy, poorly programmed, boring game EVER featured on the front page in all my years on Kongregate. It's not even original! Or even FUN. The developer must have sucked some serious dick to get this half-assed piece of shit anywhere past the second to last page of top-rated.

I find myself going, "woooww that's some bullshit physics right there" way too often.

Why do I have to wait until the greydians get into the hole? Once I pass over them, I assume they can find their way out. Sucks even more when the game is already slow on my comp, and there's no quality change option. Literally tapping my foot waiting for the slow motion escape of the greydians.

So... what's my incentive to get the achievements? Having a spinning shield doesn't seem worth the effort of some of these.

I'm pretty sure the tutorial thinks I'm retarded. THE SUPPORT TAB IS FOR CONTACTING THE DEVELOPERS?! YAYYY I LIKE CHICKEN!

Easily the crappiest platformer I've played all year. I'd give suggestions on as to how to fix it, but EVERYTHING about it is half-assed and frustrating from the player's perspective. Did you actually play it after you made it? I honestly don't think so. Play it, realize you released a piece of shit, and fix it. It's a decent concept, but I feel like you just kinda did this to make me angry and not want to play it.

I literally beat this game with dehydration. Max perception, stack it, dead. Goes to show, no matter how powerful you are, everyone needs water.

Can we get a hard badge for getting all the achievements pretty please?

This game becomes stupid and dependent on chance after level 10 or so and is no longer fun. In fact, it gave me an ulcer trying to get the badge, and I don't know how you did it, but you somehow managed to program the game to be evil and cheat.

I find the 20/30/50 jump achievements to be really time consuming and stupid considering it took me >20 jumps to max everything and beat the game. Might just wanna keep it at 20.

Wow this game just goes to 'screw you' difficulty after level 21 on endless mode. Barely made it to 24 with maxed greencoats :(

Hmm, randomly froze when I clicked on my car after I got to black fox. Definitely not playing it again just so I can get to the ending. Might wanna fix that. Also, ridiculous overuse of exclamation points!!!

Decent. However, it will spontaneously decide NOT to jump when I know full well I pressed space. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard either. 3/5

Also there were some minor glitches toward the last few levels were you could jump a lot higher. This is how I beat lv 30 actually. just sayin.