Typewriter's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Global Assault

Dec. 22, 2014

-2

This game gets a bad rap in the comment section for some reason. It's not that p2w, the best unit is a free unit, and I -haven't spent a cent- yet I finished every timed mission while they were at their hardest (you just need a few brain cells to rub together). There are problems though: the UI is annoying and inefficient because it's designed for touchscreens, the premium unit packs (when they come round) are set up really greedily, and most annoying of all the meta is almost entirely revolved around Zeus and other Strike-All units. Once you hit 4k you probably wont see another player with less than 3 Zeus/SA units, and you won't break past the Zeus wall until you can make loooong t5 units (which will probably rely on Strike-All). Game is 4 stars to me, p2w is barely there (Gonna buy some stuff when the paycheck comes in). Would be 5 stars if it weren't Zeus Assault because it's honestly incredibly irritating to see this godlike unit everywhere.

Shards of Titan

Dec. 16, 2014

1

God I wish the tutorials in these kinds of games weren't so incredibly handholdy. It's like I'm playing a powerpoint. That being said, game is incredibly polished.

Outpost: Swarm

Dec. 04, 2014

21

Game has too many bugs. ... Good thing we can shoot them.

Prime World: Defenders

Nov. 27, 2014

0

This game is too big for my screen. Seriously.

The Gate

Nov. 26, 2014

15

seeing all these friendly dev responses across the comments makes me want to give 5 stars and i haven't even loaded the game yet lmao. Keep it up, people love it when you do that

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Not as much as we love giving the replies, but dammit, Typewriter, how are we supposed to be all sarcastic and stuff if you're being nice !! Sheesh !!

Global Assault

Nov. 25, 2014

5

F2P units: gutted. Zeus/Fury/RPG/Oni nerfs across the board. Premium units: not touched (besides a slight buff to an admittedly bad premium 3 star), trident/myrmidon/crusher/hunter still incredibly strong

Zombo Buster Rising

Nov. 23, 2014

3

man is it really that hard to hire an english speaker

Global Assault

Nov. 23, 2014

-2

Here's a chart of fusions/tech trees that you may find helpful: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2280-global-assault/topics/446544-unit-fusion-charts

Symbiosis

Nov. 22, 2014

-3

Great game. Potentially too easy, but I guess I was being too conservative on the stars

Awesome. awesomeawesomeawesome. Thanks for bringing back the Warcraft 2 vibes from back in the day, this game takes very strong inspiration from it and it's graet.

Pixel Purge

Nov. 20, 2014

2

Great game, very easy if you focus, don't listen to all the people complaining. Extremely fun and well made/polished.

Obliterate Everything 3

Nov. 19, 2014

24

best game on kong in my mind. Well done cwwallis

Inferno Legend

Nov. 18, 2014

0

I am dying of laughter at the voice acting, does this make me racist?

Monsters' Den Chronicles

Nov. 17, 2014

-2

@altwing daily badge a few days ago and it's very fun

Contract Wars

Nov. 16, 2014

-6

No australian server makes this game unplayable for me :(

Obliterate Everything 3

Nov. 16, 2014

1

@alshields sorry but bad idea. Being able to micro ships would make turtle tactics waaaaaaaaaay too easy (get a turret or two, build up 50 ships, unstoppable attack at once). This game is all about economic management

Royal Warfare

Nov. 14, 2014

5

What do you mean controls are completely unintuitive? This is like every RTS game ever. Grats on making an actual flash RTS game btw, first one i've seen

0

it's just escape @4xdblack

Smoking Kills

Feb. 04, 2009

0

Even though its taking the piss of sniper games, this is the best sniper game i've played.

SAS: Zombie Assault

Jan. 25, 2009

0

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