TerryTate

Name: “Terrible” Terry Tate
Position: Linebacker
Team: Felcher & Sons
Jersey #: 56
Personal Quote: “I am an enforcer, man. Don’t nothing go down in my house. It’s 100%-heart baby. Sure I check a few fools; I give them the Pain. But sometimes it’s about intimidation, you know? It’s mindgames.”

Official Bio from Office SPorts Network’s “Office Athlete of the Century” award ceremony:

Like many children, Terry was born. Some time later, Terry attended High School. After graduating as valedictorian and captain of the football team, Terry decided to accept a full scholarship to Major University. And it was while attending Major University that Terry reached a fork in the road.

A Fork of Destiny.

During his halcyon collegiate days, Terry experimented with a freelance mime troupe, and discovered a talent that even he didn’t know he had.

But Terry had his demons. And eventually his demons had him.

During a presentation of his signature pantomime routine, a member of the crowd answered his cellular telephone and began a conversation at disrespectful volume. This distracted the members of the crowd as well as Terry, who was forced to interrupt his performance in order to bring the Pain upon the impolite individual.

As luck would have it, Ron Felcher, C.E.O. of Felcher & Sons, was in the audience. From the moment he first saw Terry, Ron knew he was exactly what Team Felcher needed.

So it was that Terry Tate, Office Linebacker came to be, and Felcher & Sons would never be the same again.