Ooooog

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My name is Ooooog on Kongregate, but my real, god given name is Lord Bartleby “Happy Face” Mortimer. I’m a devout Pastafarian, with a little bit of nihilism thrown in for good measure.

My middle name is not Steve.

I really wish I had a pet dinosaur.

I’m addicted to Kongai. Best rank so far: 2nd all time. Placed second in Zakid’s 6th Kongai tournament, curse you Zakid! shakes fist

Favorite bands include Tool, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, The Foppish Dandies.

I play the nose flute.

The last time I wore a maid’s outfit my armpits became badly chafed.

I can sympathize with the noble platypus’s plight.

I may or may not be wearing pants at the moment.

Sirchipnsalsa harasses little chickens with a plastic sword, and I’m ok with that.

If you wish to know more, just ask.