Paji

Greetings and salutations. Grab a chair, help yourself to a little brandy, and listen to my story. I grew up as a fairly sheltered child; enjoying the simplicity of chutes and ladders, cops and robbers. Frolicking in the grass, running from the girls eschewing love notes and merciless kisses. Then, one disconsolate day, I discovered the world. Set upon my own devices, with nothing more than a naive background of religion and advanced learning classes for the geekiest of geeks, I set out to forge my own trail in the world. Thus began my illuminating descent into the machination of malfeasance and dereliction. I uncovered a world of depravity, debauchery, contamination, degeneracy… vice. I found I very much liked this new world. I found control, an ascendancy into a type of dynamism for within which I was good at. Very good. I found a sadistic happiness, existentialistic values and loves, interdicted dealings of contraband, and quite significantly, a small empire from within I sat upon the throne. Eventually the heat became decalescent, nearly parching my few years of ecstatic freedom into a dry riverbed of misdirected dreams. Thus, I decided to forgo all the monetary and regent luxuries of a life of psuedo crime. I settled down, attempting to find a more legal niche in life. I’ve found I am a very sociable person that sincerely enjoys helping others. This, in fact, took a few years to realize; I had already developed this talent, albeit it was slightly perversed. I am overall quite simple. I now have quite the smart little daughter, more than a few bitter exes, and the experience of someone whom I barely recognize. I am now a happy geek that enjoys the occasional wild party, in-depth conversation, and the ever romantic edge in relationships. I still seek the ever eluding soul mate, and I always enjoy people that pique my interest.

My explanation of myself in a nutshell:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting