EmiClueless

Not much active in chat anymore.
PM/shout if you want my attention!
If you have Discord, just tell me your tag! (^_^)

I chose this name for good reason.

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~ 7/5/15 ~
~ 1/28/17 ~
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Best of Gam & me:

Gam3P1ay: Well, excuse the shit out of me.
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Gam3P1ay: Just let people die, it’s not like we need more people.
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Gam3P1ay: Because he’s a trolltard brony.
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Gam3P1ay: I don’t drink coffee either, I keep trying it but it tastes like liquid ass.
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Gam3P1ay: “oh you let me win because I suck massive placenta”
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Gam3P1ay: Why the ever-loving fecal fuck do I have what’s basically a bed time? Am I fucking five?
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Gam3P1ay: I love seasonal feces.
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EmiClueless: You should buy a laptop and fuck up my life even more.
Gam3P1ay: I know, that’s why I should buy one!
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EmiClueless: Y’know what, fuck the flower beds!
Gam3P1ay: Right in the pollen.
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EmiClueless: We’ll stick together like butt cheeks after ungodly amounts of diarrhea.
Gam3P1ay: We’ll stick together like balls to the thigh on a hot summer day.
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Gam3P1ay: You are a vagina. You have a strong will. You can take a pounding.
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Gam3P1ay: My asshole is on fire.
EmiClueless: When is it not?
Gam3P1ay: When I douse it with semen.
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Gam3P1ay: Oh sweet mother of Colonel Sanders and Ronald fucking McDonald!
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Gam3P1ay: Idiots who annoy people I like end up annoying me. And when I’m annoyed, idiots will get shit on.
EmiClueless: Hot, steaming shit.
Gam3P1ay: Sewage-ridden feces.
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EmiClueless: Is the dude still quiet?
Gam3P1ay: Quieter than the echos of his neural cavity.
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Gam3P1ay: You have a sense of humour that isn’t as dry as the fucking Sahara, and you can actually take a damn joke, unlike most people.
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EmiClueless: My arms have tanned a bit, wtf!
Gam3P1ay: You’re dead to me.
EmiClueless: Sorry, Edward Cullen.
Gam3P1ay: * sparkles in protest *
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Gam3P1ay: GLAD WE’RE ON THE SAME PAGE
EmiClueless: PAGE 69 AYYYY
Gam3P1ay: OF 420
EmiClueless: IN THE SEXTBOOK
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EmiClueless: Life feels more, well… full. With a friend like you.
Gam3P1ay: Feels like I actually have a purpose.
EmiClueless: Without, it’s like a floppy, flaccid penis. Kind of useful, but boring.
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EmiClueless: From now on your wang will be named “The Warden”. That is not optional.
Gam3P1ay: Cause it keeps the bitches in line.
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EmiClueless: No, no, he just continues to have a big, fat, stinking, sweaty amount of diarrhoea for another 15 minutes.
Gam3P1ay: You fucking go in and you push out your little brown baby. Done. How hard is that?
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Gam3P1ay: Always keep your pussy refrigerated.
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EmiClueless: Vaginal fisting? The thought alone makes me cringe so hard.
Gam3P1ay: For me, just remove the word “cringe” from that sentence.
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Gam3P1ay: Turdlard tryhard.
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EmiClueless: You impregnated me with your bullshit.
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EmiClueless: I WANT ALL THE SNOW, OK? SO I CAN MAKE SNOWMEN AND SNOWANGELS!
Gam3P1ay: YOU ALREADY ARE AN ANGEL, JUST ADD SNOW!
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EmiClueless: You’re a good one.
Gam3P1ay: You’re a good 10.

Other quotes:

“No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.”
― C.N. Bovee

“Beauty is not something that we have, it is something that we earn,
and it is something that we learn.”
― Cassandra Bankson

“The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.”
― Dr. Maya Angelou
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My hot selfies!
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