Maximander's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
Minefield Scout
rotaZionBegin your perilous journey through the underwater minefield by loading up "hard" mode and scoring 10,000 points
Path of Pwnage
Thing-Thing Arena 2Load up "Ultimate Survival" and slaughter 20 soldiers, robots, zombies, and, uh, bean things
Register Biscuit
Papa's PizzeriaBegin your fulfilling career as a pizza clerk by earning one bronze customer
Super Sashimi
Ancient Origins{flying fish}Help Fred, the delicious flying fish, score 10,000 points
Sergeant Grumbles
Shield DefenseLaunch the counter-offensive and score 10,000 points in the "sergeant" difficulty setting
Survivor
The Last StandSurvive the zombie onslaught long enough to be rescued without dying once
Meaning of Death
Boxhead: 2Play RoomsLearn the meaning of life, the universe and everything by killing your way to level 42
Seeker Slicer
OroborosPick up a "blades" power-up to turn your tail into a weapon, then use it against 5 unsuspecting seekers
Pants full of Squiggles
The Fancy Pants AdventuresFinish a level with 100 squiggles in your pants
