DivParadox's Comments

Not even for a Kongpanion

France is Red? Spain is Blue? It's like you've never seen a strategy game before

Not worth a badge

Papa Games not even once. Not even for a badge.

The horror you feel when you finish a "level" with 299 coins is matched only by when you realize you are longing for the fine control of the Atari 2600. C'mon now Kongregate, this is how you celebrate 10 years? This game can lick my rectum while I defecate. This game should a war crime. There should be negative star ratings just so I can honestly rate it. I guess what I'm getting at is I did not care for the game.

Not even for a badge of the day hombres

Interesting bug, if you manage to kill/panic all of your enemies and you die as a result of bleeding you can continue the game without your main character. I have a merc leading my party now because "Luder" died enslaving Kevin outside of New Serino.

You can make this the daily quest from here until the end of time and you won't get me to play this game without actually paying me to do so. (If that is an option, message me and I will forward my PayPal information so we can work something out)

Why does the actual dmg from auto click seem to equal about half what it says I will do?

worse game ever...five stars

Interesting concept, frustrating implementation. You want a free form field with everyone you debate so you can tell them why they are wrong instead of going thru a dialog tree to get there.

I wrote out this whole comment about in context this game isn't actually cryptic and is actually pretty straight forward but I read it and I sounded pretentious so I deleted it. Instead read for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sa%E1%B9%83s%C4%81ra_%28Buddhism%29

Best part of this game? Reading the comments and seeing all the references to Superjail, as if the seventies didn't happen and Superjail spontaneously formed without psychedelic art from the decade. I guess the French still like this style, the author is French, right?

I kind of get the feeling I'm not an important part of the game. It'll play itself without me if I let, and I'm not sure how much I have to do with success after I hit the launch button

Found an exploit. You can perform the "race missions" with out any intention of moving horizontally. What you can do is move vertically without any objects in the way (beneficial or harmful). This is an easy way to get money early on when you rocket can't take the beating and you can get a lot of early achievements.

I got to 10 seconds, then saw the spiral? F'it I'm out.

Evil wizard Dudley, huh? I knew his visit to the bike shop would have long term consequences.

My real job is more enjoyable than this game

Why are horses the only animal that didn't evolve into a higher form?

Why can't everyone by like Farro?