ChrisBarton's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
Daycare Pickup
Johnny RocketfingersGo Johnny go! Retrieve the fair maiden's daughter to claim your hero's reward
Y2K Relived
MAD: Mutually Assured DestructionRelive the year 2000, when all our computers and laptops went haywire, launching nuclear missiles everywhere
Dirty Desk
Desktop Tower Defense 1.5Load up "medium" mode, build a maze and fend off filthy creeps until you've earned 1,000 points
Super Dolphin Cannonball
Dolphin Olympics 2Load up the timed mode (not Free Swim) and perform the ultimate bellyflop
Shark Jumper
Dolphin Olympics 2Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally
Path of Pwnage
Thing-Thing Arena 2Load up "Ultimate Survival" and slaughter 20 soldiers, robots, zombies, and, uh, bean things
Cutting Through Confusion
LuminaraOrientation is the first step to mastering the destruction of colored lights. Start by scoring 20,000 points