atomquark

I am not on Twitter/Facebook. Go do something useful.
I am not available. Go outside and get laid.
I am very choosy.
I am very suspicious and very irrational.
I have a very short temper.
I am also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know.
If you feel like you’re falling in love with me just imagine your grandmother nude having sex with a goat.
I’m the illegitimate love child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…
Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire
I used to model. I also belly dance and perform as a mime and eat animal flesh – not always at the same time though.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
Do not judge me before u know me, but just to inform u, you won’t like me
I like to think I like to think.
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a scarlet billionaire.