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Here are some quotes my teachers use.------ "Here is a quater call someone who cares"-----------"Close the Grand Canyon"-------------------------------Some other quotes----------------------"an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"---------------------------"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."--------------------------------------"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"------------------------------------------"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."--------"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."-----------"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"-------"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."--------"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."-----------------------------------"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."