Delphoxgirl05

I am very Punny. Here are some of my puns.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some couples don’t work out.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He’s lucky it was a soft drink.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time consuming.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.