PopperOfBubbles

It was a sunny day when it all changed. The wolves, grapes and apples were absent, however, I did not care. I was strolling around the small mind-made park when I was supposed to be attending an afternoon tea with Alice the Wonder Girl. Obviously she did not give one single ‘care-ness’ to my disappearance.

I tried to struggle free out of the 10 grams log crushing me, however, it was not useful. Alternatively, I tried to curse the God’s name, BLASPHEMY, that is just terrible. Suddenly, Alice the Wonder Girl turned into an apple and started to rescue me.

It was great, felt like heaven for a split second, then I was gobbled up by a wolf. It was really sad to be in the wolves stomach, I couldn’t urinate in peace. So I decided, I shall kick it’s stomach until it receives a constipation. To my surprise, I found Alice the Wonder Apple to be stuck with me, I felt safe. I thought to myself: ‘I AM NOT LONESOME ANY MORE’, but I kicked the bucket and fell into the void.

Fortunately, in that second before I loose concious, I activated my dying will, I received a special geass that enables me to manipulate people just by looking into their eyes. However, great power comes not much of a responsibility to me, so I contracted with the devil, sold my chest hair to him.