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I was born a poor child on the planet Gastritis, our family had to flee to Earth from the evil Flartmoore.

The only explanation I have been given for my family coming to Earth is that Flatulence my mother was meant to wed Flartmoore and on her refusal we had to leave in a short space of time.

We first attempted to settle on the planet Agassgiant, but we had to flee there as well as it was ruled by Evil Flartmoores sister Diarrhea.

We found Earth to be our next option as it has similar air frequencies…yes I mean waves that are in the air.

Every year we celebrate Flatulence Day in secret… this we do on Fathers Day as Our father (God rest his sole) exploded from being hit with an explosive Hemorrhoid’s.

We live in fear that Earth will be over taken by Flartmoore and his sister Diarrhea. And those we love will be attacked with Hemorrhoid’s.