Cheeech

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it’s got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What’s Labrador?

Man Stoner: It’s dog shit.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we’re smokin’ dog shit, man?

Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don’t it?

[Song, “Rockin’ Robin” plays… ]

Man Stoner: I think it’s even better than before, you know?

Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?

Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we’re parked.