Komen Jonimo724

Greatest. Game. Ever.

I was infectinating (that's a word now) Nation park, and while all of my zombie minions were doing my bidding, there was one guy in the middle of the woods, just hanging out like absolutely nothing was going on. He then looked around, saw nobody in his field of vision, and all of a sudden . . . *fap fap fap*

MUAHAHAH by day 9 I had enough money to cure 8 STDs

A third Achievement Unlocked would be irrelephant

@CHEWY123 oh ok, thanks, I got it after a few tries haha

... After many, many deaths, I finally manage to reach the switch, and then bounce off of my corpse only to be killed by a touhou bullet -_-

wait a minute... functions inside functions.... funception.....