Komen iceecold

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How do you play

You nub Blood. Make a real game ;)

after every level my game messes up this game needs to burn in hell!!! but its a good game

mmm I cant wait to see himj in my room tonight

Imma tap dat supe da mon keys a$$$$$$

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☻ im blak ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

I breng dat smexy bak. I want 2 eat ur as$

Nightshade, the Balloons wanted a banana for, what legend says, to make a cream. The cream reflected darts from their rubber, thus making them invincible The Monkeys saw what they were going to do, and they rejected their request.

"It was said back in the Great Balloon and Monkey era, the balloons and monkeys were once a great and powerful alliance. After a situation which involved a banana, the monkeys and balloons divided. A war brewed up between them. Led by Super Monkey, the monkeys grew into soldiers, whilst the balloons swept the lands to destroy what they should've long ago." -The Monkey/Balloon Historical History.

Why is it that when you find your wife has been bitten by a zombie, you still are confident that she will live? Have you seen what you have been killing?

"Dont ask me how, but we managed to find a barrel of wine at a school..." What kind of education are they giving these kids in this game?

So my trusty solider just so happens to start a church of the Chosen Ones? This game is not going to end well...

@jacobtheplayer- Please stop spamming about "being a tf2 fan so stop disliking me" please? You aren't being funny man. -Sincerely, every kong player here.

If poop was really worth $2 than ill be chomping down laxatives like freaking Pac-man.

Epic music for a epic turtle.

"Blacksmith had a flash of inspiration... but failed to create anything useful" *Throws computer at wall.*

I came back from about 8 months, I now have 60.8 BILLION dollars..... Good God...

Why does the Static Field ability remind me of Halo Reach's Armor Lock?