Komen docboy

this lags more on high settings on my computer than skyrim.

When President Madagascar played this game, he probably thought "Man, do these game developers know me."

I know how it doesn't work unless you're above water, but you can change your one-shot booster into a semi-toggled one by bouncing on the water.

this game makes crashing and burning fun!

lol, better graphics than cs 1.6

only business i know of that makes 2 mil in under 10 minutes.

lulz, my first hammer hit was two turtles.

took me a while to figure out what "manual timeout" meant, so i was always like DAMNIT HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I CAN GET MY TWENTY MILLION BUCKS

funny...it runs faster on medium than low.

jeez, I now wish that for levels 1 through 10, there was a x10 speed button. MOVE IT, YOU DUMB RED BALLOONS!

who's feeling kinda anti-kreds right now?

been using my stapler to hold down the fast forward button because my index finger is now jammed from pressing it.

uh, if when i say i'm a rogue i'm a rogue, then what's the point of this game?

why IS it that my heavy attacks miss so much and are weaker than my normal attacks?

jeez when I click NO SOUND I MEAN NO SOUND, NOT THE SOUND OF STUFF HITTING STUFF ONLY

and when was barbecuing birds with a flamethrower legal?

you'd think that one bullet could kill any bird. but nooooo, you have to hit a poor little parrot over 6 times with a shotgun to kill it.

Really fun game. For the first couple hours. Any of you get tired after about 10 hours?

Not bad. Shorter than usual though, but hey, it's a "Mini" version.

Epic war 4 is too epic.