Jetfrog

I am Jetfrog. I am the ruler of Nullburg. I invented the wheel, the tree trunk, the 2-by-4, the pinky toe, and clowns. You might even say I am some kind of god or deity, but my boundless and superior modesty prevents me from agreeing with you. I have graced this website with my holy presence in order to endow the world with my great wisdom. Some said I was here to metagame, but look how wrong they were! The achievements you see on my profile are merely there because they wanted to be close to me, as does everybody these days. And who wouldn’t want to be near the greatest sentient being ever brought into this world? If I saw a double of myself, I would probably want to keep it around all the time. You’re probably wondering, “Surely this god-like man has more pressing matter to deal with than giving his great wisdom to a poor and dim-witted citizen such as myself. Doesn’t he?” Well, good citizen, I would say, “Yes, I do,” except that would break your spirit, and that is not what I am here to do. You see, even though I am capable of changing the world, nay, the universe, into my own domain, my duties to society keep me in my place on top of the world, offering my boundless wit and advice to the people. You could say I am the guardian of the human race. Nothing can stop me, but I will not let that fact stop mankind in its tracks. I am the greatest and most perfect thing possible.

Thank you for reading my ridiculous introduction. This is all, of course, complete and utter tripe. I’ve just wasted a few precious minutes of your oh-so-precious lives! Aaaaaaahahahahahahaaa! Feel free to shout (or whisper menacingly) at me for this terrible crime I have committed.