Please Don't Eat Me
by TheKongregateSquad
Please Don't Eat Me
Tags for Please Don't Eat Me
Description
Save Kongpanions from infamous Chef Nogusto before he turns these lovable creatures into savoury meals. In Please Donโt Eat Me you must sort the real food from the delicious looking Kongpanions before time runs out. Donโt get them mixed up or grim fate will surely await your Kongpanion pals. Use power ups like Freeze to stop the timer and give yourself some time to think. Do you have some Kongpanions? Owning at least one Kongpanion will get you additional bonus points. If youโre lucky enough to have Patty youโll get an even greater bonus in a daily power up!
How to Play
Use your mouse to pick and match 3 items.
Sort all the Kongpanions from the normal food to win.
Fill up your workspace with unmatched food and you will lose.
Watch out for the timer in the corner. Youโre on the clock!
Use Boosts to gain an advantage.
Developer Updates
New Version!
Hi Kongpanion Saviors. After one day we were picking up on your vibes on our first game and got straight to work addressing your concerns.
This latest version has many improvements suggested by you.
Some of you were crazy fast at picking and reporting leftover food on the cutting board. This was due to you picking faster than the animation could take them awayโฆwow, impressive! Thatโs really fast!! Weโve now added a catch for this and your board should remain sparkling clean no matter how insanely fast you get.
Thereโs also some good game designers out there, (I look forward to all you game designer types trying out user generated content features that will be coming out in the next months). DarkCactus1 had a very good suggestion that improved the game a lot. โWhen you get to 7 items on the cutting board, regardless of if the 8th item is a match, you fail the levelโฆ it seems silly to me that I could still go from a valid state to a losing state for completing a match!โ .. Youโre absolutely right! Sorted! Thanks for your suggestion.
The difficulty ramp past level 20 was hard so we eased it off a bit.
The Earthquake booster shake has been fixed.
A cooldown with the Boosters causing extra boosters was fixed
There was also a small dead area at the front of the tray that you couldnโt click on that we fixed.
Finally, youโll be glad to know weโve got the first version of our in-game leaderboards up and running. We have weekly, all time best and even a legendary leaderboard for those fans weโve seen playing like crazy. On the first day we saw some people saving nearly a thousand Kongpanions an hour!! Thatโs dedication! It was wonderful for us to see people saving more than 8000 Kongpanions in a day, even so at that rate its going to take a long time to reach some of those Kongpanion save badges, so weโve dropped the Kongpanion โImpossibleโ badge to 250,000 to make the impossible, possible for you.
Thanks from all the Kongpanion Squad.
Comments
Fisimaterpel
Jul. 25, 2023
Please Don't Play Me
JaredJ217
May. 21, 2024
this game is extremely repetitive, and the powerups which you have to purchase with real money are the only things to help you progress overall, 1/5
speedgamer
Apr. 15, 2023
im sad that a site that i used to play alot during my childhood is now just a husk of what it used to be, RIP flash
Kingtrax4
Aug. 19, 2025
Seems like you just need to lose on purpose 3 times to get the BOTD. Kongregate I did not think you could get any worse with your BOTD choices....
LinguiniGuy
Apr. 23, 2023
I mean this in the nicest way possible. This is barely a video game.