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Drink Beer, Neglect Family
by esayitch
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Drink Beer, Neglect Family
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Description
You are a disillusioned father. Drink as much beer as you can while avoiding pictures of your family. Every beer you drink applies a different negative effect: some make you throw up every few seconds, others limit your movement in some way, and so forth.
How to Play
1) LEFT and RIGHT to move.
2) Z to jump.
3) UP and DOWN to climb ladders.
4) DOWN to drop from bridges.
Comments
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PhoenixDood
Jun. 11, 2015
Seizure warning confirmed
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Nickeleye
Jun. 01, 2015
Therapist: Sir, why have you been drinking so heavily as of late?
Dad: I have a son named Walcott
Therapist: I'm so sorry.
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anon9mous
Jun. 12, 2015
SPOILERS:
24 beers is the maximum that you can get to complete everyone's story.
They all end up dying.
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It's actually 27 ^^
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R0mulus
Jun. 24, 2015
When I got my first beer I felt a slight feeling of regret, which luckily passed as I drank more. Even though my stomach turned, my eyes hurt and I kept falling off bridges for some reason. Anyhow, nice game, though difficult to play while drunk...
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daniel5927
Jun. 23, 2015
For some reason, having a few before I started this game didn't seem to help much. Kudos to the developer for creating something different from the idle crap and shoot 'em ups that have been plaguing Kong as of late. This game is a fiver and is skookum as frig.
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