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Existential Pong
by CaptainZETTA
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Existential Pong
Tags for Existential Pong
Description
The goal is to make 20 passes while resisting the urge to cry.
Remember: "To score is to hurt". Think of yourself before playing this game.
How to Play
press up/down to move the paddle
use beer to drown your sorrows
Comments
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Killface
Apr. 13, 2011
Needs to be longer, more depressing. And my mother was a harlot.
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Ablade
Apr. 13, 2011
Nice try dude, but the game was to easy and the ingame comments not nearly depressing enough. 2/5
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Abdiel420
Apr. 13, 2011
Life is what you make of it. Telling us we are going to die and be forgotten is nothing new, almost everyone fears it, but we all know its inevitable. Meaning in life is subjective. There is no such thing as 'soul mates', just varying degrees of compatability. You can win in about 30 seconds if you spin the ball on the serve, scores every time with no reprisal. 1/5
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clasher235
Apr. 13, 2011
Not nearly good enough AI. All the enemy does is move up when the ball is above the paddle and down when the ball is below the paddle, making the game far too easy.
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Dragaune
Apr. 13, 2011
You should make some virtual wall so our bar doesnt leave the screen.
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