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My distinct hobby of slaying people commonly addressed as “noobs” in the popular video game industry has earned me this title that I have adapted to fit the pre-adolescent male gamer stereotype, therefore causing bystanders to think I am one. However, by using elevated speech I contradict this belief I have introduced with the help of my username, and in doing so I have tricked the aforementioned bystanders. A truly simple joke that I have taken too far.