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I’m frail and most likely a homosexual.

Unlike most Americans, I’m not equipped with the standard double ass and triple chin along with a fat beer belly and a disgustingly obese wife whom I haven’t had sex with in 7 years because I can’t even see my dick, much less get enough of my gut out of the way to penetrate her even though if I actually did manage to get the gut out of the way for a moment or so her huge thighs and asscheeks would most likely prevent even the most well hung man to penetrate her long lost vagina and/or asshole. However, I do shop at Walmart. GO ’MURICA!