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Oldschool indeed. Fun though.

Title, music, and gameplay. This is painful.

Enjoyable, addictive, and entertaining. Like Portal meets Qbert. LOL... Well done, sir.

Functional, no glitches. No issue with game. Could use more puzzles/images; would be better in my opinion if the timer did not start until you shuffled the picture.

Highscore/leaderboard does not work. Height of jump needs to be controllable. None of the element in the game do anything other than the guy (you make him jump) and the buildings (they keep you alive.) All little extras are for show with no purpose.

It's like wooly pete and an etch-a-sketch combined... oddly entertaining

Although the 3 second loop of a midi file kills me for background music.

Not innovative on the gameplay, but TMNT, Mario, and Flash Puzzle games combined.... that at least deserves an honorable mention :)

Nice little twists on a simple concept. Oddly fun and mildly addicitive. Seemed to have a lagged response time to some of my mouse clicks when trying to slide, but other than that, a solid little game!

Oh, and maybe add in a start menu with a tutorial page explaining the health/ammo bars, berserk mode, angling bullets, etc. :)

Good first game, and great potential for an upgrade game if you have any desire to take it that direction! Runs very smoothly; played a couple times with no glitches. I love that I can curve the bullets with a little flick of the mouse. I look forward to more from you and more out of this game!

When clicking start on the game, it takes you out of Kongregate, like a pop-up, to play on a different website: http://www.girlsgames123.com Even if I wanted to play on that site, yes, the game is designed for my 2 year old daughter.

"Goal is to survive as long as possible by going through the gaps in each platform as you make your way deeper down." Well, you do not have to use the gaps. you can jump off the side and slide back in on the next level. The yellow star looking things add extra score points, and the levels seem to get faster and faster as you go down unless you reach a platform not yet on the screen, at which the speed resets, and the platforms start back up at the top. DEVELOPER: Not bad for a starter game. If you would like more people to play, make a competitive reason to play, i.e. leaderboard/high scores, in-game achievements, etc.).

So... insufficient instructions. If for some reason you want to play this game, here is how: Keys: WASD to move, space bar to stop. Objective: Live as long as possible. How: Beware of falling apples (the shrinking circles indicate where they are falling). You can tell when they are going to hit because the circles are about apple size when they are going to turn into an apple (if they fall on you, you die). HOWEVER, if your "Hungry" meter reaches 0, you also die. Collect the apples which are already on the ground by running over them, keeping your "Hungry" meter at any range between 1-100. Then shoot yourself for playing. :)

My first comment was removed somehow... This game is not functioning properly on IE or on Chrome for me. Even when it did work, there was little to no point.

Rigged comment by Lord Avergonzado; While, yes, I too could not get enough, that was only for the first 60 seconds. If you love to wear out the right button on your mouse for no reason whatsoever, THIS is the game for you!

Only about 5% of the game is in English, so it makes it difficult to understand what you are doing or what you are selecting play/game wise. If you ever figure out how to get into the game, te pirate ig men you are attacking are easy as anything a first, but can button-mash-style lock you in a corner until you die with no hope of escape. OR.... maybe there is hope... but it is not in English...

Frequent freezes; no real objective other than to not touch a mouse.

Not loading for me on Chrome or IE