versusthemayor's Comments

Seems like a neat game but it's remarkably slow and doesn't pull the player in fast enough before it turns into a grind waiting for materials. Generally Idle games should have about 15-30 minutes of fast, active play before the slow.

Chrono Candy description is very wrong. Game says you have 10 seconds to click, yet the first pop-up happens at around 2 seconds after the timer starts, making 20% less time, which is a significant difference. Either the timer should start when the first pop-up happens or the pop-up should go immediately.

One star because of the obnoxiously loud intro that you can't skip

VERY PERVERT

There's an extremely specific order of events for the use of items that requires either hours of playing or looking at the walkthrough. It's too easy to mess your entire game up and have to restart. 1/5 for that and an extremely clunky interface.

One star rating for using stupid KETCHUP on wings. What are you, an idiot? This is the most insulting game I've ever seen.

Game of the year, every year.

3/5 stars just because it's an average idle game. There seems to be no change in content ever, the info page barely explains anything, the bonuses come very rarely and aren't permanent, and you used such a common currency so it's just boring to be involved in. On the bright side, you managed to keep the game relatively lag free and it's a very tidy design.

3/5 because the only time I die is from weird glitches with pathing around walls.

The music is actually really good.

Awful. No way to spin the chamber like in real Russian Roulette, so this is pretty much just a virtual dice roller. One star.

Would be good if the golden blobs had hit boxes that properly shaped hit boxes.

5 stars because of farts.

I wish my band got paid based on our skill... I would be so rich right now.

A warning: Do not say "Your face is ugly" to the last person...

That Secret Crystal had me seriously questioning myself...

My only complaint is the constantly rising cost of the kennel. It gradually thins out the amount of dogs you have. So no matter how much thought you put into breeding, you lose.

Good idea, awful implementation. No passive upgrades, requiring a Facebook like, no benchmarks. It's too grindy to be fun. D-

The super fast punch is so freaking funny.

My only critique is the hitboxes. I "hit" birds that are a monkey's hand length away from me, yet miss bananas that are only two or three pixels off.