usernameunkown

i am a total ladies man and a terrible liar!!!! quotes: 00mindfreak00: *touches self* if nothing is impossible then doesnt that mean that there is a possibility that some things really are impossible? soon enough you will reach the point in life when u lose all faith in humanity then realize its all lindseys fault. i once sat on a man and killed him...true story. bobthebaker09: UGLY PEOPLE CAN BE LOVED! Lysdexic: just not loved as much as sexy people Lysdexic: mongolian food= uber diarrhea DuSandavarFreohr: tiffany, one day we r going to have to convince mom that sparring with pointed sticks is NOT dangerous because we r trained professionals SanchoPliskin: if im jerking my wrists around it better be for a good reason Lysdexic: that ended up crushing his already crushed crushness TheyCallMeS: yeah i know but i was trying to get him away from the x crushness cause the x factor is starting to crush me Lysdexic: please keep runescape discussions in the toilet...which is where the game originated JosephR: Do Lipton tea makers take cofee breaks? JosephR: If you Xerox a mirror do you get two Xerox machines? JosephR: How do alarm clocks "go off" when they turn on? pheonixstarkai: that way i would pass algebra and x likes vaginas anyway so a small penis makes no difference TheyCallMeS: not sure i think stone thought i was trying to show off or something and then it went to his sisters vagina pheonixstarkai: hes reading a yaoi manga bloodysamurai: I.... LOVE..... PORN! (and my girlfriend) pheonixstarkai: yep sex one:male 2:female 3:japanese sex toy --- usernameunkown: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasnt in super mario 64 slicedbread87: burn mario? Majora820: lol tiptop1222: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh usernameunkown: lol slicedbread87: BURN MARIO! --- hidingwarior: user, studies are beginning to show that suicide might be an unhealthy habit Phantom777: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you get executed. Geeowj: auburnfan: usernameunkown: auburnfan: usernameunkown: TheyCallMeS: usernameunkown: auburnfan: TheyCallMeS: alright me and my manly shoulders are going to leave for a bit estandargrapas: i met through eharmony. then i killed my ewoman and devoured her carcass --- usernameunkown: 333....im only half evil! Absolome: 121212 satans go nothin on me --- stonedge: kiki, dont let kai be mean to you, he's just one of those assbags that they put on horses so that they don't crap on the street stonedge: one day in college kai will get drunk and experiment with his best friend, and while he's bent over all of the pieces will fall into place SuShiKun: people call me random... i call them unamarican pheonixstarkai: -licks inos neck- Free_Rider2: Arguing online is like running the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. stonedge: I'm gonna go kai myself to sleep --- kimmik64: user, good, but too "screamy " for me usernameunkown: eh usernameunkown: soon enough you'll begin to accept the concept of yelling in your music --- pheonixstarkai: -eats a cockie- bloodysamurai: vesp, i dis you because i loathe you. along with giraffes, the loch ness monster, and north dakota. usernameunkown: TheyCallMeS: *bites users toe off* violent porn meets foot fetish... VESPICROSS: they say they gonna beat u good bloodysamurai: yuo know when you girlfriend says "don't worry, size dosen't matter" and then giggles? thats when you know you need makiderm. as for me, the size is too big. i need penis reducding pills >.> kimmik64: * touches snipe* VESPICROSS: im stupid VESPICROSS: i likes dicks pheonixstarkai: ZACK EFRON IS HOT --- Lysdexic: im playing tell people to stfu Lysdexic: who's in usernameunkown: me usernameunkown: i wana play lys!!!! Lysdexic: sweet lets steamroll these bitches --- pheonixstarkai: -kisses s on the lips- --- Rosman: sigh you know Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand Rosman: sigh. if you guys could be any fictional char. who would you be Lysdexic: SANTA! Lysdexic: wait Lysdexic: SANTA! usernameunkown: jesus.... Rosman: srry i feel like jesus jokes today. Rosman: it all started after my friend got kicked out of barnes and noble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section --- eddy1217: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. eddy1217: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. kimmik64: omg, my butt hurts --- usernameunkown: crazy thought that i was a girl and totally beat his meat to me... Lysdexic: he did crazyinsane500: no usernameunkown: its true Lysdexic: after he find out you were a guy he beat it twice crazyinsane500: maybe to kimmi but not you --- VESPICROSS: Chat: I'm not dead you imbecile! RickyTNT: Dont look at me with that tone of voice!!! --- katamarimaster: cookies? 8======D VESPICROSS: can i have that cookie? --- ---this is just one reason for hating vesp. he touches on subjects that ought not to be touched. this list will grow as he continues to say things that i find...well to put things lightly...bad VESPICROSS: Go hang yourself. --- fave game series: KH. number of souls collected: ...er...1 or 2 or 0 maybe....i dont really remember. sanctuary: ...couch. favorite drink: Dr.Pepper or mountain dew. favorite type of music: metal. instruments i play: guitar + piano. mood at the moment: bored....no shit huh? http://www.myspace.com/guillermos_is_a_winner leave me a friend request if u want just say ur kong user name. im sorry for interupting you kreepers that are actually reading my profile but i ask that you plz take the time to play my proudest free rider 2 track! its a unicycle auto!-7 19 -2 1k,-2 1j 8 19,-28 5e -23 5o,-23 5l -13 5l,-j 8b -9 8n 3 86,-47 jq -39 jo,-1u po -21 po,-3i 125 -2a 122,-6m 1aq -6u 1b3 -7a 1an,-7s 1io -75 1j2 -6h 1im,-e9 1s2 -dg 1sj,-bg 23v -b1 24b -ah 23t,-ep 2bm -ct 2dl,-80 2nb -5b 2ol,a2 3gm 7q 3gh,9r 3go c1 3gq,fv 3lr f1 3lr,im 3qm hv 3pv,ih 3qj it 3pq,m6 3vs m6 3vb,m5 3vp mq 3vp n7 3vr n7 3vc#fn 3pv fd 3v4,b8 3r5 lb 3p1,n7 3q2 m9 3tl,n4 3q7 rt 3pj,m1 3s5 p0 3rf,mb 3t8 q6 3sf,ta 3od t2 3t3,uu 3o8 u3 3sn,sr 3ra uk 3qt,ht 41a im 468,ht 465 m4 45c,hg 423 ju 410,io 444 mo 42i,nh 45u p0 42b,or 41p qb 45p,qg 45u rb 41m,t7 41r t0 457,t7 41m 10g 43v,104 44b ta 45e,jm 48d g6 49o fk 4ba im 4c5 jf 4ao ih 4ao,lb 49g nj 48l o2 4a2 n9 4ba lg 4ba lg 48n,pf 49l r1 48g,qv 48n rt 49t r9 4b2,r6 4b2 ps 4ao ps 49e,ta 481 t5 4ac,t5 483 vg 48n,vg 48s ta 4b4,hs 4e1 hs 4ig,hn 4e4 j1 4e9,i8 4gc ma 4gc,hn 4i1 k9 4hi,pj 4eb og 4eb,nv 4eb ni 4hp,ns 4gr qa 4g7,t9 4eo si 4gu,tj 4eq v7 4eq,sv 4fm tt 4fm,108 4fr 111 4ev 12l 4f2 12l 4gk 10p 4i6 105 4hi,100 4hd 10i 4fh,15k 4fj 14u 4is,15n 4fm 18o 4g5 15n 4hn,15k 4hp 16l 4jo,1ah 4ee 1a7 4j9,189 4et 1d6 4ej,1d6 4ev 1dc 4it 1em 4it,1gi 4ff 1gi 4jc,1gn 4fm 1ho 4f7,1gi 4i1 1h6 4hn,1gg 4j7 1hq 4ie,1ka 4f0 1jf 4fh,1ja 4fc 1ju 4h8 1it 4it,1l1 4f7 1k8 4hd 1l8 4i6 1k0 4j4,mf 4mo mf 4oh,mf 4kn mf 4oc np 4oc ns 4mt,ug 4kp tb 4of,ug 4kn 10a 4lb,102 4lg tq 4mv,tb 4mv ve 4o5,ve 4o2 rk 4ok,q2 4ks pe 4ls po 4n7,po 4n9 qr 4n7 rp 4lv ra 4ks,r5 4ks pv 4kn,l4 4kf n5 4ki,14c 4lq 147 4op,17d 4kn 16k 4op,1a7 4ln 19c 4p0,13v 4pd 13v 4q8,15u 4pp 15u 4qi,18j 4q6 18g 4r9,1c8 4mj 1bu 4ou,1cd 4m9 1b8 4n9,1ak 4pn 1f0 4pn# these are the bestest lyrics evar! enjoy! The Machinist by mychildren mybride we're approaching the gloating of another dealers winning hand the inspiring delusions living up to the dreams of modern man and i swear we put our life into everything; giving all we have, but we're lacking the reaping , slaughtering the weakest of societies hard working calves trying to bring us down again, but were still having the times of our life what we've lost we'll gain back again the machine is tearing out our insides we're picking up all the pieces, all life's thesis, that youve cast aside insuring our victory from mighty deaths harvesting clock of time youre breathing down the neck of all our selfish insecurities birthing the fate, of the hate, thats been breeding all our perfect impurities we're climbing, still climbing this mountain that you've set before us we'll do whatever it takes to not make the mistakes,but still this pressures killing us we're picking up all the pieces, all life's thesis, that youve cast aside insuring your victory from mighty deaths harvesting clock of time and only time will tell if this hard life meant anything we'll do whatever it takes to not make the mistakes,but still this pressures killing us if all we have still isnt good enough, then whats there left to give breaking apart the nothing thats become our only incentive so mark our words, and build our graves you're the excuse for all of our mistakes the very reason that we turned out this way all the failure and all the heart ache asking, pulling, taking anything left in our lives the machine is tearing out our insides so mark our words, and build our graves you're the excuse for all of our mistakes the very reason that we turned out this way all the failure and all of the heart ache so mark our words, and build our graves you're the excuse for all of our mistakes