turkeycat

Ever since I was born on planet Nazeem, a beautiful land full of vast deserts, lush forests, and majestic mountains, that is populated completely by cat ladies, I have been the most epic person in existence. I am highly skilled at sitting on couches, chairs, floors, skyscrapers, mountains of gold that I definitely didn’t steal, and cats. Also, I am a champion food eater and procrastinator, none are as grand. Oh, and I play the flute.