TrollPhisher

Since my 20’s I’ve been in the full custodial care of at least two Chinchillas, sometimes under the watchful supervision of many (many many) more. I’ve also been around a number of other rodents, but as I mature I’m learning to get out of the house to enjoy kayaking and board gaming. The Chinchillas haven’t asked me to move out yet, so I continue to feed and clean them in my middle age. I can also cook for humans and write poetry, and have read the Kama-Sutra, though as yet these accolades have not successfully managed to lure an appropriate mate.