tj2mag

tj2mag: I needed to measure him along the Shwengler-Kuss and Dolau-Wermer scales to give him a troll rating.

tj2mag: man, if mutin’ were shootin’ I’d have a BUNCHA troll heads on their way to the taxidermist RIGHT now!

And a tribute to Barry Manilow:
tj2mag: I’ve been alive for decades, and I’ve heard the very first pun! I put the straight lines and punchlines together, I’m a wiseass, and I write the puns!

tj2mag: I tell the puns that make the whole world cringe! I tell the puns that make strong men whinge! I write the puns that make the young girls cry! I write the puns, and tell the puns!

And my shining moment of glory!
dani_death: saga and tj are now muted
You have any idea how long I’ve hoped for that?

The first time didn’t take, apparently.
dani_death: muted the sonofabitch

tj2mag: THIS, you fecally-interested limaceous son of a syphilitic camel, is cursing.

Oh Greg, who art of Kongregate, hallowed be thy name. Thy site be visited, thy games be played, online as it is on Androids. Give us this day our daily badge, and forgive us our trolls, and forgive those who troll against us. lead us not into hacking, and deliver us from bad games. For thine is Kongregate, now and until the IPO, Amen.

tj2mag: How miserable art the trolls, o lord of chat. They speak, and no one listeneth, they curse, and no one careth. Truly do they howl in the outer darkness, unless a mod doth catch them, and maketh them to howl no more. For 15 minutes, at least.

And a tribute to Frey’s day! I’d like to see Rebecca Black sing this version.

Cock crow, waking up in the morning, wearing Brisingamen, gotta go for mead, gotta get my bowl, gotta milk mythic goats, Odin’s seein’ everything, sitting on Lidskjalp! The norns are tickin’ on and on, Heimdal’s still watching, Gotta go down to Hlidskyalf, gotta Lead lots of raids, gotta head Valkyries!

One’s beheading 6 men, one’s stabbing 5 men, gotta make my mind up, which one shall I take!

Frey’s day, Frey’s day! Gotta go down on Frey’s day. Everybody’s looking forward to the lutefisk, lutefisk!
Frey’s day, Frey’s day! Gotta go down on Frey’s day. Everybody’s looking forward to the lutefisk, lutefisk!

Orgying, orgying, yeah!
Orgying, orgying, yeah!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Looking forward to Ragnarok!