thisisafakeuser's Comments

Maybe make the distance penalty for diplomacy trend towards neutral instead of always being negative, i've found that civilizations randomly declare war on each other (and me) because they were discovered and happened to be far enough away for the penalty

@Miniongolf, you unlock it after buying the final tangerine and it's an option in the achievements menu.

Hey, I have a unicorn now! Now I can get ou-no, wait, it's just left me behind.

honestly if you made the apples look less like limes and whatever those top fruits are look less like apples then i would probably get this no problem

i was trying to unplug the alarm at first, although to be fair the actual method is roughly as obvious

the beginning of the game completely lacks direction, i didn't even realize there was a path off the second bit of island until i saw a green bit on the minimap, there was absolutely no indication that i could walk through there

the description for woodcutters states that all we're doing is making axes, does this imply that my 83 woodcutters are all actually one man swinging 83 axes at the same time?

he won't use the sink to clean off the hand but he'll gladly stick it in the toilet

@SigmaKen ben shapiro please get off kongregate

why are locked doors a problem when you have a hammer

Breaking news: hang glider hit by rocket-powered stealth bomber, more on that at 11

homeslice at the beginning wasn't even trying to attack anyone, he just wanted to jump down the elevator shaft

@Pikachutwoking2 the streets are ruthless, man

so why does this dude who's blindly firing a pistol around a corner have better aim than me when i'm using a rifle

what is the point of the base power upgrade if the blacksmith can produce picks below the base power

a constant reminder that i am painfully alone, but the mechanics are decent

I swear y'all are just asking for trouble when you put a bazooka guy in the middle of a crowd of civilians

there's no feeling quite like watching a footsoldier run at you like he's on ice skates and immediately die on impact

honestly though the flamethrower is more of a liability than anything, half the time I use it I end up setting myself on fire first

you just gotta unlock tanks and then spam them with the occasional airstrike and it's impossible to lose