tbwert's Comments

At first i was all like " AND THIS IS THRILLER!!!!" But then i was all like Oh god not again......

Favorite quest: find the old mans super tight speedos. Hell yeah!

Ohhhh your not supposed to run into the other planes... i saw one explode and said yes.. this is what i am supposed to do

The potential game play lasts about 3 minutes longer if you mute the nyan cat song... what am i saying! Who doesnt love this song, im a hypocrite i know all the words.. nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan........................................

I *takes deep breath* Finally *takes another deep breath* Found you* takes another deep breath* To bad i cant move my arms....

this is... THE SINGLE GREATEST THING EVER!!! i was at a high score of 3, but then i was all like FOURRRRR ! :D

Great, another achievement unlocked game... this time with double the achievements... sigh good bye life and priorities for the next 6 hours... Must finish game 0.o

Playable... but not very original... theres so many games like this... 2/5

Not really a game, more of a cheap way for the developer to make a couple of bucks... but overall the "game" played and did what it was supposed to without false description 2/5

Overall not a bad game, kind of average but it was unique and kept me entertained to the end. 3/5 the game had a few bugs but not unplayable, and it had decent game play.

Fuel Fajita obtained.... (how i thought id get it, 30 minutes of super hard action intensed gummi bear smashing) (reality, randomly flinging burrito bison, ignoring the game completely for 3 hours and watching youtube videos)

7 hours of game play, over 5 body building upgrades, 4 top speeds, nearing wallet. SLAM..... still didnt win.... and then you made a survival achievement.... (adds 6 more hours of gameplay) haha good game though..... 4/5

Even though i was more in the snes age of nintendo this still brought back wonder child hood memories. Age 6 juice box and nes. Not only did i love it from the get go, but when it transitioned between some of my favorite old games (megaman, mario, ect.) i squealed like a little girl.... 5 stars and a favorited game hands down... well done.... i also agree i would have paid 30 bucks for this back in the day

@toma333 just download google chrome.... its faster, loads battle dawn, and is aproved by chuck norris.

anyone else having a bug loading the game? i am a long time player but when i load the page only the top 1/4 shows... i cant start playing again because of this... any suggestions just pm me.

Hah hah i read the last loading suggestion "brace for impact" right before falling down the stairs :D this is more sad than funny.....

uck as the last 3 letters.... we all know what i spelled.. when i did it said in the top right "do you kiss you mother with that mouth"

AHHH!!! QUIT MAKING NEW CREEPER WORLDS ALREADY!!!! Every time theres a new creeper world i end up not seeing daylight for 3 days...... its so addicting 0_o

i finally understand it.. the first time i played i thought it was odd that you fight yourself.. well... you are lorde vandheer the entire time... if you note that lord vandheer says that he invented the jump attack technique... the technique the thought only you used. lord vandheer is your future... you were reminiscing the entire game and fighting your path hoping it wont return! vandheer ftw!

great game.. starting by madly swinging my katana it brought back wonderful childhood memorys of staring blonkly at a television screen watching as samuri jack swung his katana killing aku..... 5/5