suavehippo's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Bloons Super Monkey

Feb. 24, 2010

0

Too laggy to be fun.

The Great Sperm Race

Mar. 25, 2009

-1

I must protest over this game; it is not reiterating the message of safe sex! The first stage, therefore, must be escaping from a mistakenly broken condom. Seriously!

Sonny

Feb. 15, 2009

0

Sonny 2 is up at armorgames.

Bubble Tanks 2

Aug. 12, 2008

0

Awesome game. More fun than popping those packing bubbles, and that's saying a lot. Hope to see a BT3!

Clear Vision 2

Aug. 12, 2008

0

"Plays" more like an interactive movie. I like winning stuff, but this wasn't much of a challenge. Curse you Clear Vision 2 for perverting my sense of winning ridiculously easy games. And hilarious how dramatic those gurdarn stick figure animations were. Weak. 3/5, because this is still better than many others.

Dog Eat Dog

Aug. 11, 2008

0

You need around 35 dog kills to eat the next sized one, then around 95? to eat the cow-shaped ones. Unfortunately, the larger you get, the larger your "lunge" ability gets. It's like Fishy, except ... boring?

Adventure Ho!

Aug. 04, 2008

0

Trash complicated RPG's all you want, they beat the heck outta boring, simple-minded, single-click/tactic proof of concept "simple" RPGs any day of the week. Including Monday.