spyx5's Comments

Stuck around floor 20 - 22 ish. Somewhere there. Can't figure out these box pushing puzzles...

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you beat the last level with all hearts and spades, there's an additional ending!

can you fix the pitch black levels? i can see the colors when i scroll really fast but otherwise theres nothing

i will win evo

Needs a volume slider

Needs a fullscreen option!

I can't click the station in the tutorial, and my keys don't move the ship. I can click buttons just fine though...

I died with chicks.

I beat level 13 on my first try...

The upgrade music made it sooo much better, even though it was amazing already.

Wow.

I LOVE THE ALTERED BEAST REFERENCE.

Er... there's a typo. I'm not trying to be a troll but it says obsorb bullets under the absorb upgrade with an a. If you can fix that it's great. If you don't, thats perfectly fine because I already rated it 5/5!

Like Infinity Blade. Only with pirates. And bullet dodging. HELL YES!

I got to level 8 with a trackpad but kudos to all who beat it with one!

I had to crap, so I thought, why not get just one more upgrade? I saw the BPM upgrade, and said, hey this one is cheap, and there is an achievement for it, too! I bought it, and didn't have to crap anymore. My butt still hurts.

Did you take the music from No Time To explain?

Umm... There is a swastika in the Summoning Tower (Level 2)... WTF? That carpet should be burnt!

Who else thinks the ball looks like a sperm cell...

I had 88 hp and used reverse time. Doctor Emmet Brown would be pleased!