sprode's Comments

TFW you play as a basic melee class on your first playthrough and can't find any food or weapons. Then you play as an archer and the dungeon gods rain treasure and food on you. I am always happy to see a new Rogue Fable.

Cat is awesome. I don't know how Bart and co. manage to make such addictive, adorable, games where I don't even get tired of the music, which is rare for me.

Is the punk zombie Guy Fieri?

Could not spell Kyrgyzstan. FML

Is it common to start a new area with zero stamina?

Poor thing... Papa just literally enslaved another girl and the city signed off on it.

The gunners can shoot from off-screen? Hardly seems fair.

It really makes no sense how you can dodge something like Burning Blade and still be inflicted with this insta-kill side-effect. And then that same champion uses an insta-kill attack when you can't inflict any sort of status effect, leaving you to rely on items and hope your healer isn't the one he targets. It's just a /little/ annoying, you know?

One of the annoying parts of the game is getting set in a ghost town when beginning. Everyone else leaves, leaving only you and by the time you need upgraded resources you won't be anywhere near them. The game pretty much forces you to move. But I don't want to...

The game reminds me of the 999/Zero Hour series in a good way, if anyone else has played those games.

I can't count the number of times I've died because the knight in my party has failed to intercept an enemy, or because healing is difficult to get right in the stack of bodies and little picture tabs.

So if you talk to a faction, you get blocked off from the quests of the others offered at that same time?

All the haters, if they don't like it, can go straight to hell. The Loneliness Hole sucks.

Not only do you have to cater to these customers' demands alone, but now you have to cater to their sense of decoration boredom. Come on customers, Papa, have a little sympathy. Anyone? Next, Papa's Sub... submarina. Uh, not sure that works so well.

As sad as I am about my stupid browser randomly deleting my data, I can't be too angry because the game is so awesome.

I can't believe that awful Papa kidnapped abducted another girl into his food slavery ring... where is the FBI? Are they complicit with this horrible man's warped business sense? Damn capitalists!

Waiting for server... waiting for server... waiting for server... am I the only person for whom a low-level battle seems to take 20 minutes?

Really? My Premier team sends me to an L1 team? After I lead them to 1st place and a quarterfinal LCup place? Not everyone can do that for Portsmouth of all places. I see how I'm appreciated now.

I'm sorry boss, it's not my fault the stores decided to jack up the price of energy drinks without notice and I spent all my energy training so I had to come in as a sub! You know, if you paid me a living wage... *shoots*

Another opportunity to slave for Papa? Sure, I'm in! I feel bad for the grunts in the food industry who play this and then go work for their own Papa Louie. What an evil genius.