sonichewerehog's Comments

what is this game

Why cant I hear anything?

Spent more time clicking around the preloader than with the actual game. Not sure what that says about me.

Who else watched the geek walk all the way back?

Crypt kills ninja the second before they touch a gem. Me: *cheering in the background*

Why am I protecting these gems? What if there is a curse and the gems are the only way to stop it? Am I causing the death of the entire population just for five shiny gems?

*beats Scarecrow Union* "Dear lord, what have you done to my brothers?"

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!

The Traveler you chase down at the very end? He IS you, at least an alternate past version of you that failed that little chase sequence in the first game. Space is tangled within the deep sleep; perhaps time is, too. And you do seem to have a strange habit of leaving notes for your past self. In fact, let's extend that theory a little. Know how whenever you die in this trilogy, you get to try again from right before you were in danger? Maybe that's not just a game mechanic. Maybe every time you die, the viewpoint actually switches to another branch, and your old timeline remains in existence.

-turns brightness up- I CAN SEE EVERYTHING NOW

-turns brightness up- I CAN SEE EVEYRTHING

For those of you wondering, talk to the thief and chose th first option, then the second one to get the ninja outfit. Use the ninja outfit to sneak into Paldrino's headquarters.

*Destroy everything that moves* I like this game already.

Dear Blonde Help Woman, I know I have two receptionists. I have two because I get complaints otherwise. Kindly shut up and let me run my god damn hotel.

Misses the 50k achievement by 3 seconds. Flips table and goes on tangerine killing spree.

This is crap? NO! THIS! IS! SPARTA!

I see all these people who beat the game in one day. For those people, some of us like playing games without cheaters hacking their way to the top of every leaderboard. Ever heard of this little thing called playing games the way they're MEANT to be played? When the boards are full of cheaters and hackers who can't be bothered to play the whole game, that's when I feel like that even games can't be played for, well, fun and games.

Came for the badge, stayed for the game~

+ if you think this game should have badges!

Dear Game, Please tell me which weapon I am using right now when I change a weapon.