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-You know you’ve played too much MW2 when… everytime you hear a helicopter coming, you run into the closest roofed building.
When you drop to the ground when someone comes into the room you’re in to drop shot them.

When you tell someone who’s sitting in a room “Stop Camping!”

When you waste hundreds of dollars on real weapon sights like red dots and holo scopes but have no real gun….when you put a sprinkler in front of your front door, equip it with a motion sensor, then pretend you have an actual Sentry Gun.

…you throw cardboard boxes at your friend while yelling, “Incoming care package!”

…you refer to sex with your GF as “tactical insertion”

-You know you’ve played too much MW2 when…you wonder why every war hasn’t ended via tactical nuke.

-You know you’ve played too much MW2 when…everytime you walk into a house you check all of the corners looking for campers.

-You know you’ve played too much MW2 when…you start talking with a british accent.

-You know you’ve played too much MW2 when…you invest in a riot shield for paintball
You’ve played too much MW2 when you hear a Garbage Truck back up and start looking for a nuke in the sky.