slayer11119's Comments

why does it cost me money to not wear shoes?

This game was mind numbingly repetitive and overly long... yet somehow I finish it feeling accomplished and very satisfied. I debated for a long time and gave it 5 stars.

I actually enjoyed this game (and could tell that you made it) please, instead of just making as many games as you can try and make games like this. No scratch that. Do the work to make a game like this. Then go back and do 10 times more work. Instead of making 100 games that are all awful, make one game thats really good for the same work. Try it.

What color do you not saw now??? You lost sir

Good god this is a great game, the only thing that makes it better is that its free... This is like a modern day interpretation of Zelda, but with humor, and aliens... and its free... simply put this series is epic

@kid108 Even trolls frown on spammers... :(

Why was the doctor reading my mail :?

@REALinsanemonkey its actaully his third time

It says the dungeon of mystery is never supposed to be the same, then why did I get the same level four times in a row (the bakery themed one with the dungeon guards)

The book "On the beach" comes to mind. A mistake is made. Everyones gonna die and they know it. Some people try to stop it, others go on living there daily lives. Then everyone dies.

this game is bloody awesome

Also its funny what Mel Gibson looks like when he lands on the spikes

LOL, Mel Gibson was the secret character. I thought u guys were jk. Thats hilarious

niceeeeee

Spotty baby who likes to touch dildos... A little creepy

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U PEOPLE R THE NOOBS GENIOUS'S

how do these spaming idiots not realise they r the noobs

way to hard. cant tell where anything is untill it hits u. graphics arnt great either.