shubeman

Well not much to say… I was abandoned by age 2 in the artic and was raised by a pack of wolves by age 5 I was taken by a seal hunter named Akja Hasony and was raised to speak English. By age 8 I left Akja and his wife Iunqii. I made a living teaching dogs I always found I had a connection with them. One day I went to a doctor for my daily check up, only to find out the news!! My midoclorean count was suprisingly high almost higher than Jesus Christ himself. So I went on the long journey of becoming a jedi. when I was being trained by Ryu to train my Hiduken force push he realized I had a knack for Table Tennis…. which is very true…. and told me he wass also an excellent table tennis trainer I agreed to let him teach me his ways of the Hiduken serve and his deadly Hiduken backhand. After teaching me his fatal table tennis and jedi moves I then dueled him to the death in a Mega Mortal Table Tennis Jedi Super Hiduken Fight to the SUDDEN Deadly KOMBAT FIGHTER GIGANTIC KILLER INSTINCT FIRE FIGHT TO THE DEATH and then after obliterating Ryu I sipped on some blueberry and cranberry mix tea and it waZ Delectable… From there I defeated hitler in a game of Japanese Russian Roulet. After that at the age of 16 I decided to kick back and work at a job wrestling wombats and manatees for Macdonald’s so they could make more Big Macs and chicken nuggets. One day Ronald Macdonald came for me to tell me I had to assassinate The King for catching Ronald Macdonald being skimpy on his “orders” if you know what I mean… why do you think his nose is so red… hmm… after dealing with him I wrote a Hicue… I killed the King He had a family I slept peacefuly Now that I was 19 I cryogenically froze myself and Walt Disney and I woke up to 2 years ago where I made few bucks writing the script for The movie the Dark Knight. And to this day I have never eaten a raisin. This is the story of my life P.S. I LOVE TABLE TENNIS I EVEN CRUSH TABLE TENNIS BALLS UP AND ENJECT IT IN MY VEINS!!!