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I like sitting on chairs, eating food, walking about, picking my nose, pushing a cup about on a table or work surface, making toast, putting an egg on the toast, eating the egg on the toast and the toast, the top-left quater-sphere of my head, and beating up old people with a stick. I don’t like people with wide faces, patterns made of irregular shapes, olives, the material people call “felt”, the number 7, the toilet smell on Virgin trains and abuse of the word “literally”.

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