schaapje's Comments

I would totally buy an upgrade to make the screen wider at the boss fight.

Devs apparently from Hollywood. Make sequel due to success. Sequel sucks. Difference between previous and 'enhanced' is? Pretty much nothing in terms of gameplay, except for some just-not-fancy graphical adjustments. Besides, there just is no mute option. Muting the music has to be done over and over every level/try. 1/5, didn't even try enjoying. Just came here for the 45 points.

+/infty for the 'without sound' button!

Great game, but hard achievement is too easy. Should be medium.

That little imp just makes me ragequit and ragestartover over and over again.

You got me hooked!

I have a cat! How can I not have love?

In response to 2.0.1: Much better, took 90% of the annoying stuff away. However, if possible I'd still like the donut pop-up to be moved. When boosting my donut stand from 1000 to 2000 it's impossible to follow what I'm doing. A nice square thing in the bottom left corner would be my preferred option, after just not showing it at all, since you get what the upgrades do quickly enough without the popup.

Bloody annoying that the stomp move doesn't land on platforms. I keep dashing into darkness every time I hover over a spear guy in the exact position to stomp him.

Awesome. 30 points in 392.8 seconds. 5/5 would do again if possible.

This game is such yolo.

Warning. Do not attempt medium achievement at 5.15am to relax just before you go to bed. Can cause severe sleep deprivation and possibly nightmares of moving red blocks. Warning sign was not provided, I can add it from experience.

Completely in style: I ragequit after hitting the lvl6 barrier in the last level. The prospect of points made me come back. That barrier is just ridiculous.

I'd say that the description is false by now. This is no longer the third greatest capitalism game, but should at least be second by now!

@davidvilla265, Y U NO RESET EARLIER?

Horrible puzzle game. Most small puzzles either have too much information to be a challenge (jay perfect in 10 seconds) or too little information to solve them perfectly.

Game is running better since the updates, but I wouldn't call it 'fixed'. The run itself is still slow, it just doesn't vary in speed that much anymore. The upgrades have been speeding up, but still in a lag.

Tried to label this game 'Unintended slow-mo'. But kong wouldn't let me. Fix pls?

Jay! Building brothels for more jobs.

Then, finally, you suggested resetting. Muh, angel investors, but just do it. We'll sob for a day, but then at least the highscores are fair again. They're kind of dominated by those who used the exploits now. Would be a shame if that stayed that way. Keep up the good work :) (2/2)