saterman77's Comments

if you run a dimensional shield deck, you should consider deleting your account

This game is clearly better than the second one.

Man I just love how the campaign bots always spawn in areas that favor them. Way to make the cancer you eggs.

I wouldn't be like "Got to save da princesses!" I would be like "WHY IS LAVA COMING UP FROM THE GROUND?! I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THIS VOLCANO!!"

The final boss shoots a lazer. Oh look a convenient mushroom!

Do you wanna build a meth lab?

No-one notices the family member Lola Estrellita. She's the mother of Nanay and the had a child with Tito Fernando. BUT TITO IS THE BROTHER OF NANAY!!! Ewwwwwwww.

Whn I saw fire lv.2 I shat myself!

"Don't bother with the devastating,powerful towers that are shooting you. Walk forward." "But captain!" "WALK FORWARD GODDAMMIT!!!"

Hands up if you have a Sgt.XXX_360NOSCOPER_XXX

"Save the civilians! You're using a moltov? They're burning! NOOOO SAVE THEM!!" My gameplay in a nutshell.

BLOATERS ARE WAY TOO FAT!!! GO AROUND MY BARRICADES!!!

You need help saving 50 civilians? Here's $450. On btw everything that can kill zombies are locked. You can buy them with a different kind of money. Heres 200 of that. Exactly enough to buy nothing.

there isn't 17 guns in the game but leaderboards say the top people have 17!!! look it up

I has bombz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I always kill myself with bombz btw)

That truck can kill zombies, robots and skeletons but I can't get over a goddahm barrel!!!

How do i be the ant?? Everybody is talking about it!

game goes sooooooo slow