royalgameboy

My avatar needs no explanation https://soundcloud.com/obagetthenterdimentionallama/bob-saget-the-interdimensional-llama

Hello, you are now visiting the page that belongs to me, otherwise known as the guy with the worlds driest sense of humor. visiting this page either means you clicked on my name in an OT thread, or you’re just stalking me, either way, that’s awesome and my ding dong is getting very tingly.
So, since you’re here, you should know a few things about me.
My anus produces things that sound like electronic music ( www.Soundcloud.com/totalyLegitName )
I REALLY don’t like sushi
I am Bob the Builder’s only living son/brother (it’s complicated and probably involves incest…)
Many people think I’m white, but I’m really albino African.
I can speak Germamericanadiannese
My milkshake brings all the Cthulhu-krakens to my yard.
I’m full blown ‘Murican
My sexual orientation is kong’s biggest mystery.
If you’ve read this far, you obviously want the D, AKA the description of my life because you’re vastly interested in me, and that’s fine.