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i am ricky rudy and i am awesome..-ish
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“If you were a superhero or supervillain, what would your name, outfit, sidekick, favorite fruit or breakfast cereal, super power(s), and weapon of choice be and why? And if I gave you a toaster what would you put in/do with it?
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My response:
I would be called “The Doom Stapler of Doom” and my evil power would be to make everyone talk in really redundant sentences so nobody can communicate properly! I would wear fuzzy rainbow pants and a furry rainbow coat and a rainbow beanie hat with moose antlers on it and awesome moose slippers, and I would fly across the sky spreading redundantness by shooting rainbows out my butt! My sidekick would be Captain Awesomepants the rainbow moostapus (a furry octopus with moose antlers, of course) who is actually my beanie hat in disguise! He flies with the beanie propeller and uses his furry doom tentacles of doom to suck the logicness out of people! Our favorite breakfast cereal would be oatmeal because you can use it like glue and stick people together and glue rainbows to them with its glue-like properties, and my weapon of choice would be a cheese grater and a block of redundantness, so as I fly across the sky I can spread flakes of redundantness to be spread over the whole world and it will all be redundant! If given a toaster I would obviously glue wings to it and use it to catapult large blocks of redundantness to make people redundant from the redundantness! And I can’t get locked up, ‘cause the people who’ll wanna catch me can’t fly! And I can blind them with my spectrum of prismatic, brilliant, multi-colored rainbows! And they’re all just jealous of my rainbowness, anyways, and if I explode in the locked-up-ness the world will nevveeerr make any sense again and I don’t exist anyways so I can’t asplode and stay asploded so I’ll be asploded and not and everyone will die of confusion C:"
“You remind me of a man.”
“What man?”
“The man with the power.”
“What power?”
“The power of hoodoo.”
“Hoodoo?”
“You do.”
“Do what?”
“Remind me of a man.”
“What ma- …” -- “Gerard, shut up.”
“Ooh, aren’t you the twisted bunny?”