randompedestrian's Comments

On the day 53 research log, jesus is spelled 'geezus'. Blasphemy!

As if by Magic, the gathering of ideas in this game seems familiar

Kongregate... you blaspheme his noodly goodness. Flying Spaghetti 'fake god'? How dare you. Me and my starchy brothers seek only peace, not prejudice. Ramen

Regarding the advertising... 1. Kongregate makes money off of this. This is good, because then you get to keep playing games on this site, and they can improve your playing experience 2. This form of advertising gives back to the players. You get rewarded with something tangible for playing games? Hell yea. I think it's ignorant of one to criticize Kongregate for making money and keeping their games free, and this site running. I also think it's disrespectful to judge Kongregate for giving things away for free to its members. I think it's awesome.

This game is very entertaining.

I'll give it a 4 for good music, and graphics quality. I;m assuming you hardcoded that yourself, and I therefore respect the effort. If you spent 30 seconds on a cheap software though.... you lose that respect.

When I first read the title, I thought this was a rape self-defense game or something.

no save that sucks

643, made it on the 15th page. I like the art.

I don't think it could have loaded slower

it keeps calling me a cheater. 1/5

wow, good game. beat all levels. pretty easy. Could use more.

I like the artistry

what is up with you people? if the steering was perfect then it would be a really crappy game. The steering factor is added to allow for some skill to be necessary. I liked it.

badges? please

eyes hurt... but so awesome... agh, seizure...

yea!!! go Rick Astley!

This game takes balls!

130

OH MY GOD!!! I got the last guy down to 2000 health, and died!AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!