puggles

married, happy, former interstate truck driver, still trying to figure out what i want to be when i grow up

“Isfan: So first we make a delusional man happy so we can get a vegetable that a talking racoon dropped in a hazardous cave when he was as young then as he is old now?”

evolution of a battle (as exp increases):

level n(1): omg i’ll never kill these monsters!
—all i can do is leech
—the exp is awesome!
level n(2): i almost killed one monster before i died
level n(3): i can kill 2 or 3 now
level n(4): yay! i got through the whole battle solo!
level n(5): i can get through the battle without dying most of the time
—but it goes a lot faster with help from others
level n(6): im starting to kill these beasts a lot quicker
—ill let some lower levels leech me
level n(7): the battle is pretty easy now and the exp is pretty good
level n(8): i can kill most of the monsters in 2 or 3 hits
—i wish i had a good aoe attack
level n(9): the exp isn’t as good as it used to be
—wish i could 1 hit these things
level n(10): i start the battle and then make some coffee while the baddies beat up on me
—i come back and polish them off quickly
level n(11): i can 1 hit everything but the exp sucks
level n(12): i only do this battle to help newbs
level n(13): omg my alt will never kill these monsters!