poodychulak's Comments

Needs a way to resume from branching paths, assuming there are multiple ways for it to pan out

Designing and starting over from scratch, I don't get my starting cash back. Wow, how?

Oh no, hospital flashbacks...

My favorite part is ringing the bell by the conductor.

Well, let's see if I can get either of the badges this time...

Medium level 64... I give up. There's something definitely wrong, has to do with the 5's and 2's in the lower left quadrant.

I am the sad now...

Key to conversations: items

Oh, hi Tommy!

I expect more ironic humor from the title alone.

i can haz cheezburger?

For everybody having trouble: The number on the square you are on determines the distance you move in the direction you choose. Moving zeroes out the square you moved from and deducts one from every square you pass. Landing on a zero ends your game because you would no longer be able to move. The goal is to fill the board with as many zeroes as possible.

Fastest way to live to 70 is to get imprisoned for murder. No worrying about hunger or thirst in the dungeons.

Before I even see your game all I hear is Oil Drum Alley

Oh, I remember, the Donkey Kong music game, haha

@MarzZee: Keyboards have been around for ages, most people didn't use them (and especially not for games). Even before typewriters, the use of keys of a sort could be seen in pianos and junk. And how exactly would a mouse work in this sort of twitch-based platformer?

First thing to do after tutorial? Open the door labeled 'Don't Open.'

It's probably just me but I'm hearing Scudworth.

Spoke too soon, I guess she just wanted to stand in front of Socrates when they have their asides.

I clicked too fast on the Kant stage when Socrates talked about not letting Ari go to a party and then he disappeared. Trying to reverse my actions worked by making Ari disappear instead.