philipquarles's Comments

My mother is a fish.

Am I the only one who thinks cheerleaders should be sold at pet shops irl?

Great game. Incredibly obnoxious ads.

Shark did 9/11!

OMG, Hedgehog King is watching me fap!?!

I like the add for express clothing associated with this game. I guess it's made in sweatshops!

Repetition looks like a face.

This game is a lot like the tv game shows they have in The Running Man, only with a T-Rex instead of a person.

Pete! You are eyes are opening! ...

You should be able to rape people too. Caligula definitely would have wanted it that way.

Picked up items gets added to your inventory (sic).

This game has shown to me the nameless formless horrors from beyond the stars, things that most men would rather die then confront face to face...but many of the cards are imbalanced, so I can only give it 4/5.