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this is bob. soon bob with rule kongregate copy and paste bob every where

i love anime and my life sucks
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your sht so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk sht to the person who talks sht about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retarded cat
This is noob cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat.
Now. Read the 3rd word in each of these sentences and put them all into 1 sentence together in order… CONGRATULATIONS!
This is how to keep a retarded noob busy for 40 seconds.
Four truths
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot

ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı pǝpɹɐʇǝɹ ʞooן noʎ uǝɥʇ ’sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı

10% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump. If you’re in the 90% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!" post this in your profile!

btw thats not really my website i just go on there alot